Fuck Your House Book

Fuck Your House is a semi-unhinged twenty-year odyssey of real estate agent, Jesse Gustafson, as he experiences scenarios which most agents will never witness, and they're lucky they haven't. From a seller's attorney stealing millions of dollars and the subsequent FBI investigation, to multiple ghost stories, hoarder situations beyond your wildest imagination, an agent passing away in the middle of a deal, to the neighbors showing up at Jesse's home to complain that his client is having sex too loud every night. This journey will make you laugh and cry. This book peels back the layers to reveal all of the things, behind closed doors, which you'll never see on the fancy TV shows. This is real life. This is raw. This is the Real Estate version of “Kitchen Confidential.” This is what they don't tell you about real estate when someone decides they want to get into this business.